Running out of toilet paper after a particularly messy round in the bathroom throne isn’t exactly a disastrous event.
It is, however, deeply annoying. Sure, you can finally give in and install a bidet in there, but if you really prefer wiping instead of washing, maybe the Charmin Forever Roll will make for a much better option.
Yes, it’s just like regular toilet paper
Except, instead of coming with 200 sheets or less like regular teepee, the darn thing comes in supersized rolls, allowing you to have the equivalent of several rolls of toilet paper on your bathroom dispenser at any one time, ensuring you have toilet paper on tap for a much longer period than before.
The Charmin Forever Roll is an oversized toilet paper roll available in two sizes: single user (8.7 inches in diameter) and multi-user (12 inches in diameter), with the former holding 850 sheets and the latter getting 1700 sheets. The sheets are two-ply, too, which give them their unusually large sizes, allowing you to use a single roll for up to several months at a time. Yes, you’ll probably still run out of toilet paper at some point (because you’ll always forget to buy a new batch), but now, it can happen once every month or so instead of every other week like it currently does.
Because of the bigger-than-normal size, the rolls cannot be mounted on the toilet paper holder you currently have in the bathroom, requiring you to use custom mounts designed specifically for these rolls. The outfit currently offers three types of holders: a floor stand, a wall mount with 3M self-adhesive backing, and a screw-in wall mount that ships with two screws and an Allen wrench. The floor stand is a free standing mount that measures 21 inches tall, while both variations of the wall mount protrude 5.1 inches from the wall. All the mounts are made from brushed stainless steel, so they should fit the aesthetic of most any bathroom, whether you live in a crappy apartment in the city or a nice house in the suburbs.